Word is that Jay Leno called Mike Huckabee recently just to congratulate the former prez contender on running a well-ran race.  To Huckabee, Leno is the classiest guy in show business.

Spotted Wednesday in the Little Rock National Airport: Janet Huckabee returning from a trip (I wonder where), walking by the bookstore, and glancing at display with husband Mike Huckabee’s new book.  Her reaction? Slight eye roll, no breaking of stride.

With tons of college kids running around wearing Barack Obama t-shirts and caps, you would think that clothing would be the hot seller for the campaign. Nope, guess again. The thing everyone wants: yard signs. Yep, it use to be that campaigns gave away these things but now they see a money making opportunity. The Obama camp said last week it had sold 34,000 online and estimates that it has sold another 20,000 on the ground. Of the campaigns left standing, John McCain and Hillary Clinton also have signs for sale. Who doesn’t sell signs? Mike Huckabee’s campaign, which hasn’t had much money throughout the horserace. Maybe the real money maker is yardsigns.

By now, everyone should be pretty clear about who they’re voting for on Super Tuesday. But just in case you don’t know whether you’re a Democrat, Republican, Libertarian or Communist come November, the Knock Knock Pick Your Party Wheel can help you choose a party. The wheel outlines 14 parties including Labor, Green, Anarchist or Constitution. Jen Bilik, the founder of Venice, Calif.-based Knock Knock and creator of the Pick Your Party Wheel, says that she wants people to buy the wheel and send it to friends so that they can see that more than two parties exist in America. “I wanted people to see there are different ways of thinking, that there are shades of red and blue,” Bilik says. “All of these other parties and their ideals makes you think of European parliaments where you have robust debates.” One party that probably won’t ever see much support: Prohibition. That party wants TV ads about alcohol banned and wants the FDA to oversee the industry. Members also want stronger enforcement on pornography, gambling, tobacco and illegal drugs. Oh, and they want to overturn Roe v. Wade. The question: What party are you? Play it here.

From US News and World Report this week, my latest magazine whisper:

‘Fines’ for Saying Hillary or Barack

There’s a new rule at the Republican National Committee. Refer to the two leading Democratic presidential candidates simply as “Barack” and “Hillary” and you’ll be fined $10. The reason: Using first names makes the candidates sound more likable but calling them “Senator Obama” and “Senator Clinton” makes them sound more distant and bureaucratic. “I don’t think people are actually being fined,” says one insider. But everyone is being “encouraged” to follow the rule.

I, like the rest of the country, expected a smackdown between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton  at the debate Thursday night in Hollywood. But it’s too close to Feb. 5, when 22 states go to the polls, to play the risky card of attack. Plus Obama had plenty to hold his head high about. he reported Thursday that his campaign raised a record-shattering $32 million in January. All money for the primary. Clinton has yet to release hers and doesn’t have to until Feb. 20.

Plenty of people pontificate about politics. I won’t bore you with such here. Rather here are some of observations about the debate.

* Chelsea. Her hair is cute from the front. Looks like a messy Olsen twin from the back.

* The debate’s glam set looked slick. Then it reminded me of a game show. Maybe a modern day Password. Password is “Slumlord.” Password is “Wal-Mart.”

* When the candidates appeared on the stage, Obama leaned in and said something to Hillary. Oh, what? Curious minds want to know. My theory? Obama, smiling, “I’m going to F you up.” Hillary, smiling and pointing to the back of the theater, “You’re going straight to hell. There’s the door.

* Obama is left-handed.

 * When Hillary often stared at Obama and her profile was shown on national TV. Her possible thought: This profile. Can’t you imagine it on a coin?

* John Edwards is a hero.

* Obama went after John McCain as if he was already the Democratic nominee. Great quote: “Somewhere along the line, the Straight Talk Express lost some wheels.”

* Actors spotted: Jason Alexander. Rob Reiner. Kate Capshaw and Steven Spielberg, Stevie Wonder. Diane Keaton. Leonardo. And yum, Pierce Brosnan.

* Obama preferred a pint glass. Hillary, a rocks glass.

* Was Hillary sending a subliminal message to Hispanic voters by wearing turquoise jewerly?

* Especially telling: At the end, Obama waited no time getting his mic off and heading to the crowd. Hillary stood by Chelsea chatting with Wolf Blizter. Let’s see, Wolf = one vote, if he even votes, and a crowd of Hollywood elite = $$$ and votes.

All the recent talk about the black vote and Clinton as the “first black president” as Toni Morrison called him way back in the 1990s made me remember something I covered in 2001 for several outlets including The Dallas Morning News.

It was then that a lawsuit was filed in federal court about a depot on the grounds of the Clinton Presidential Library. The historic depot was built by former slaves with handcrafted bricks. At the time, preservationists said the depot was the last of its kind in the mid-South. Bill Clinton was lobbied to save the depot, but did little do so.  Local attorney Greg Ferguson, also a historic preservation, filed a lawsuit to stop the demolition. A little too late. From the Nov. 24, 2001, Dallas Morning News:

Little Rock’s Board of Directors voted 8-1 Tuesday night to begin demolition of the depot. The city owns the 27.7-acre site and will lease it to the presidential foundation.On Wednesday morning, Mr. Ferguson filed a lawsuit and a request for an injunction in U.S. District Court against Little Rock, the William J. Clinton Presidential Foundation, and several federal agencies including the Army Corps of Engineers. He was too late.Mr. Ferguson spent all night drafting the lawsuit, only to learn in court that the depot was gone less than 20 hours after City Hall approved its demise.“The city didn’t even have all of its paperwork in order,” said Mr. Ferguson.

A month earlier, Clinton visited Little Rock.  Preservationists invited Clinton to tour the depot but he didn’t take them up on the offer. The Clinton Foundation said at the time that the plans for the library, which opened in 2004, was beyond changing at that point regardless of its slave-connected history.

It’s not every day you’re on the Dr. Phil show and you almost burn up the kitchen.

The day started gloomy. I didn’t want to get out of bed. I hate getting out of bed in winter. Call me a baby bear who loves hibernation.

Then I realize, whoa, I’m on the Dr. Phil website. Kinda groovy. In need of tea, I put the silver kettle on the stove’s back burner and head back to the computer. “Man, what’s that smell?” I thought. “Some soup or something must have leaked down into the eye.” Phew. After about oh, say, seven minutes I decide to go check.

Holy Smokes, Batman. Smoke engulfs the kitchen. Black charry soot flies around in the air, covering everything like volcano ash. In seconds, I look like a chimney sweep. The culprit: My stupidity. I had put the kettle on the back burner but turned on the front burner. No big whoop if there hadn’t been a cookie sheet on the front burner. With a dried up tea bag on it and Sweet and Low wrappers. Oh, and a roll from Community Bakery. Fire shot up through the cookie sheet. What was a girl to do but blow it out like the big bad wolf? So I did. Then a weird familiar odor from my childhood. Burnt shrinky drinks. Yuck. 

 Just in case you ever thought in your wildest fantasy I was a domestic goddess, think no more.

So it’s finally time for the Dr. Phil Show to air. The blog, iDivaMemphis, wrote about the appearance this week along with a flattering mention of Sex in the South. Pal TJ Deeter also mentioned the show on his ultracool must-do blog, Localist.

Linda Caillouet’s Paper Trail column in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, also mentioned the show. Since their website is complicated and based on registration, here’s what Linda wrote:

“An item here a few months ago mentioned that Little Rock-based freelancer Suzi Parker, formerly a reporter at this paper, was scheduled to appear soon on the Dr. Phil show.

Parker’s segment – originally set to air in mid-October – was bumped by the breaking Britney Spears-lost-custody-of-her-kids news.The latest? The segment has been rescheduled to air today at 3 p.m. on KTHV, Channel 11. (What is it with Dr. Phil’s fascination with Britney, anyway?).

The topic of today’s episode is suburban swingers.

Parker’s contribution? One of the chapters in her 2003 book Sex in the South features some

Benton residents who are, to steal a line from a Seinfeld episode, “into it.”

In recent years, Parker has made something of a cottage industry out of writing about sex, both in her book and in various online and print publications.”

And thanks to Lindsey Miller on the Rock Candy Blog who said the book had the “best cover ever.”

Hi. Welcome to my new and improved blog “Invisible Ink.” Here you will find information about myriad topics — local and national politics, sex, rock and roll, travels, adventure and even international intrigue. Everything that holds my attention for more than five minutes.

You may be asking who is this Suzi Parker? I’m a journalist and author based in Little Rock, Arkansas, who covers news and politics for several newspapers and magazines including US News and World Report, The Economist and The Christian Science Monitor. My work has appeared in Salon, Nerve, The Dallas Morning News, The New Statesman and many other magazines and newspapers around the world.

In 2003, I published my first book, “Sex in the South: Unbuckling the Bible Belt.” That book was followed by “1000 Best Bartender’s Recipes.” I’m currently wrapping up a novel.

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